New family member Mr. Donkey

A new family member, we have grown richer 1 week ago who is 80kg and is 170cm tall. We call him Mr. Donkey it because it is so clever like a donkey. Otherwise, as his regards the reference to heating-water-gas fitter.

We called by phone to come to because it is leaking gas.

Well, it is a problem with him that his the little world there is no such "that time" and he isn't interested in the our world "yes". And he's terribly slow man. He speaks very slowly, very slowly blinking and even more slowly lather in his mouth. But there is also a bad feature that he is very loves to talk. 

There is a golden rule in our house *should never be back to ask* Well...once I forgot to do this cause I really in a hurry to go. and I saw that his eyes opened and is very slowly started to tell that ... It exactly the same problem here, as another house was. The trouble is, I asked the women to when you began to feel the gas smell? She says on 8th. I have a question on 8th and when?  She tells.. in the morning, but I ask.. In the morning when ...? and so it went on for a long time ...When a little moment his shut your eyes I thought it's time to just go out the door. Whatever happens then. But he continued to tell... and when? ... Moreover, the third and worst feature is that incredibly smart and not be called into question by his professional knowledge.

This is due to the fact that I took the bake one, which seemed to be leaking and I told him to please fix it. And he says "No." I say don't leaking or what do you think? No. The problem is that to open the window. I say him, please you call here for colleagues and they have to say what's the problem... They came from colleagues and stood around the oven and all they  have been told that there is nothing wrong ... At this point, I was so upset and I almost cried. Mr. Donkey saw in my eyes corner of a tear and said ....Oh, listen here young man.. I'll show you that don't leaking. And he pulled out of his pocket a gas igniter. I tell please man, very very much I ask please put down this. I don't need to your moustache burn into my forehead. But his so slowly man, bounced up so fast and this moment ignites on the oven and such a huge blaze broke out in the air. Which is burnt in the ceiling in the kitchen.  And then he just said ... Huh, it really leaks.